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10/06/2004 Archived Entry: "Jay Leno"

Jay Leno on the VP debate: "My question is, if Cheney's debating, who's running the country?"..."I thought the most amazing part of the debate was when Dick Cheney told Edwards in his Darth Vader voice, 'John, I am your father.'"..."According to the latest poll, Bush and Kerry are tied at 49 percent and Nader is at one percent, and the margin of error is three percent. You know what that means? Nader is trailing the margin of error! The margin of error is two points ahead of Nader!"